12 Days of Christmas but it's Messed Up
12 Days of Christmas but it's Messed Up
It is!
On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a mint for my breath to be minty!
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 2 air freshener cans, and a mint for my breath to be minty!
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 3 facepalms, 2 air freshener cans and a mint for my breath to be minty!
On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 4 Get a grips, 3 facepalms, 2 air freshener cans, and a mint for my breath to be minty!
On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 5 fake gold trees! 4 Get a grips, 3 facepalms, 2 air freshener cans, and a mint for my breath to be minty!
On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 6 prickly needles, 5 fake gold trees! 4 Get a grips, 3 facepalms, 2 air freshener cans, and a mint for my breath to be minty!
On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 7 crumbs of bread, 6 prickly needles, 5 fake gold trees! 4 Get a grips, 3 facepalms, 2 air freshener cans, and a mint for my breath to be minty!
On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 8 funky sweaters, 7 crumbs of bread, 6 prickly needles, 5 fake gold trees! 4 Get a grips, 3 facepalms, 2 air freshener cans, and a mint for my breath to be minty!
On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 9 mad lads madding, 8 funky sweaters, 7 crumbs of bread, 6 prickly needles, 5 fake gold trees! 4 Get a grips, 3 facepalms, 2 air freshener cans, and a mint for my breath to be minty!
On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 10 complete smacks, 9 mad lads madding, 8 funky sweaters, 7 crumbs of bread, 6 prickly needles, 5 fake gold trees! 4 Get a grips, 3 facepalms, 2 air freshener cans, and a mint for my breath to be minty!
On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 11 hands swinging, 10 complete smacks, 9 mad lads madding, 8 funky sweaters, 7 crumbs of bread, 6 prickly needles, 5 fake gold trees! 4 Get a grips, 3 facepalms, 2 air freshener cans, and a mint for my breath to be minty!
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 12 angry words, 11 hands swinging, 10 complete smacks, 9 mad lads madding, 8 funky sweaters, 7 crumbs of bread, 6 prickly needles, 5 fake gold trees! 4 Get a grips, 3 facepalms, 2 air freshener cans, and a mint for my breath to be minty!
Only three facepalms? Literally everyone I know gives me 50+ facepalms each daily :D
ReplyDeleteThat's cold!
DeletexD
DeleteNo, it's difficult to explain, but it's always a friendly joke. I'm not sure how it originated, tbh
Funny. I get atleast 1K+ a day!
DeleteHa! I love this!
ReplyDelete