ThePoetOfSteel

Holidays Incoming! Yay! I think. Besides stubborn, annoying family, and the occasional FAMILY ISSUE (stares down family), the holidays should be awesome! Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year's...whatever you celebrate, congrats! Just be warned, traffic is THE WORST! Especially in places with already bad traffic, like New York and Florida. But other than that, enjoy!

The Ultimate Christmas Present! Part 4 Alas, Home! Josh made sure to lose the creeps before returning home. We then came inside and ran to our parents. "Operation The Ultimate Christmas Present is a go!" I announced as I handed the doll to Mom. Dad and Josh kept Ashley busy by allowing a make over. SOOOO taking a picture. I then made sure I was backup...just in case Josh and Dad bailed. It is possible. Mom did some ultimate wrapping for the present, and then, it was ready. ***** Christmas morning comes, and I'm being jumped on by Ashley. "Come ON! The TREE! The PRESENTS! The...THE THE!" "Err...habba-wha?" I mumbled. I stumbled downstairs to see the tree LOADED! And the cookies on the counter were gone. I ran to wake Mom and Dad and Ashley woke Josh up. Soon, we were all up and ready for whatever we were going to do. I noticed Ashley was SUPER anxious. "Mom, can we open just 1 present before breakfast, please!" Mom stared a...

Recommendations? Anyone? Ok. So, with only a short amount of time until the new year, I have prepared lots for the upcoming year! Thing is, they thoughts, nothin' planned yet. That's were you come in! Yes, you! Whoever is looking at the screen right now, it is you/you...'s guys? Let's go with that. So, any recommendations? Comment below! Also check out this  poll , it's pretty lit, and can help decide faster!

The Ultimate Christmas Present! Part 3 Secure the Package I stared down at Tiffy-C and realized I didn't have a spare tire. Great. I was ready to call Mom when I noticed a woman walk up to me. She had a hood on with, and was REALLY quick to talk. "Listen hear, listen. I'll fix the tire IF you give me the doll, see. I want it for myself! I want the doll! MUST HAVE DOLL!" Scary. "So YOU did this?" I asked. "Give me the TOY! NOW!" She jumped at me, arms extended, mouth foaming (with who knows what), and her yellow teeth barred at me. Yuck. I flipped back and shoved her away. Eventually, I texted my brother the "CTT" code. AKA, Christmas Toy Trouble. For some reason, a whole gang showed up for a showdown. I started to shove them away, but too many were coming at me! Darkness, everything fading, too many parents... Josh flipped in and just randomly started kicking them down. Classic "I'm a ninja!" Josh move. ...

12 Days of Christmas but it's Messed Up It is! On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a mint for my breath to be minty! On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 2 air freshener cans, and a mint for my breath to be minty! On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 3 facepalms, 2 air freshener cans and a mint for my breath to be minty! On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 4 Get a grips, 3 facepalms, 2 air freshener cans, and a mint for my breath to be minty! On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 5 fake gold trees! 4 Get a grips, 3 facepalms, 2 air freshener cans, and a mint for my breath to be minty! On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 6 prickly needles, 5 fake gold trees! 4 Get a grips, 3 facepalms, 2 air freshener cans, and a mint for my breath to be minty! On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 7 crumbs of bread, 6 prickly needles, 5 fake gold trees! 4 Get a gr...

The Ultimate Christmas Present! Part 2 Hunt I ran into Walmart and realized the Super Sammy doll was getting sold OUT! I ended up taking a shortcut, going through the Marvel section. Too bad, the 12 inch Marvel Legends Wolverine action figure was sold out! FOCUS, KYLIE! I ran into that section and... bumped into Sarah. Ok, I'm a tom boy, so seeing me in this section is weird. "Kylie? So weird seeing a FREAK like you getting a toy like that!" She laughed, and I let her. In a few seconds, she was trampled to the ground by angry parents. Wow. I tried to quickly pay for the toy and run, but that didn't work well. Because apparently some woman wanted it as well and started to try to fight me for it. "AS A 45 YEAR OLD WOMAN WITH 2 CHILDREN, I COMMAND YOU TO GIVE IT UP WITH THE POWER OF MOM!" She is trying to fight a 19 year old girl for an doll. Yeah, no. I used my karate and ninja skills my mom taught me and chopped her stomach. It wasn't eno...

How to Ace Any Test Even if you hate 'em! Step 1: Study! Study all! Study EVERYTHING! The color of the sky, why breaking your arm is painful, how to make a blog boring like me - you know, the usual! Step 2: Prepare Eat lots for energy, but not too much if you're nervous. This will help balance your body out for whatever it is! Step 3: Study Buddies! Study with a friend, but one you know won't distract you. Or else...FAAAAAIL! Step 4: Keep Calm Keep calm or you'll be too nervous and that'll mess up your body which in turn messes up your mind in turn your thinking in turn your answers in turn your score. Yep. It can get that bad. Warning! This is just a quick guide, so this is not a full process. If any study styles result in pain, pogo stick power, and/or issues with your brain, it is not the PoetOfSteel's fault and may result in you being entitled to significant cash compensation. Call the number on your screen now for more info!...

“Somehow, somewhere, there’s more to the world than we think,” Sarah mumbled, staring up at the stars. “Don’t you agree?”            “Maybe,” Alex agreed. He really didn’t think so, though. Most of the world had already been explored, and he figured they’d already discovered aliens if they existed. So he really disagreed with Sarah.            “There has to be,” Sarah told Alex. “Life can’t be all boring.”            Alex simply shrugged and continued to enjoy the stars. They quickly became boring, and he looked down, and saw one of the bushes moving. He focused, but couldn’t feel a wind. Besides, none of the other bushes were moving, and neither were the branches of the nearby trees. He stood up, and Sarah frowned at him. “What’s up?”            Alex moved towards the bush, and a ...

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The Ultimate Christmas Present! Part 1: Confirmation I stared at Ashley with confusion. "Are you SURE you want this?" I asked her. Ok, I'll explain before I go any further. My little sister LOVES this "Super Sammy" doll. It was basically Superman but a non-copyrighted doll version of it. She hasn't shut up about it and kept track of it for 4 months now! So you can guess her response now. "YeS! Duh! Pay attention, Kylie! I wAnT iT!" Jeez, as if I didn't know. Well, it was now or never. "Mom! Can I borrow the car keys? I'm going to get 'The Package' for you-know-what!" She tossed me the keys, and I shoved myself into Tiffy-C. I didn't name our Camaro! Dad called it Tiffany, and my older brother Josh threw some slang in for some strange measure about "sounding cool at school" and all that jazz. And with those strange thoughts, I arrived to Walmart.